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Posted by hareshperiyasamy on Aug 23, 2016 in Tell me a joke, Tell me a joke buddy | 1 comment

Tell me a joke buddy

Have you been fed up with the old jokes? Then Tell me a joke buddy will be the right platform for you to laugh out with the latest and favourite jokes of your kind. It is crucial for a human being to laugh at least once in a while. This site provides you with the jokes of all ages so that all the kids and adults will find it more attractive. Hence get ready to burst out laughing with the latest wit.

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything.

-Joan Rivers

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Can you tell me a joke buddy?

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
Utkarsh: “What are you doing these days?”
Sparsh: “PHD.”
Utkarsh: “Wow! You’re a doctor!”
Sparsh: “No, Pizza Home Delivery.”

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Steve, so I asked him, “What’s the name of his other leg?”

Q: Why is a river rich?

A: Because it has two banks.

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn’t fit in the elevator.

Teacher: “Where was the Constitution of India signed?”
Student: “At the bottom of the page!”

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

A disciple went to his master and said, “I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end.” His master said, “Here, have some chewing gum.”

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

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Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell around its neck?
A: Because its horns don’t work.

Q: What did the buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
A: “Bison!” (bye son)

Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don’t bury survivors.

Being an astronaut is funny. It’s the only job where you get fired before you start work.

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Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you’re asked?

A: “What time is it?”

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.

Q: What did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone?

A: “Give me some space!”

Old Man: “Are you the young fellow who sold me this tube yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?”
Clerk: “Yes sir.”
Old Man: “Well, I tried for half an hour this morning and I couldn’t get my teeth to stick in.”

Q: What did the math book say to its therapist?

A: I’ve got a lot of problems.

Q: How do you make the number seven even?

A: Drop the “s.”

Q: What is tall when it’s young and short when it’s old?
A: A candle.

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1 Comment

  1. God, I feel like I should be takin notes! Great work

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