Tell me a joke sister
Tell me a joke sister is a hilarious collection of funny jokes which will make you laugh like anything. Laughing once in a while has a lot of benefits to your body. Of course, you can get those benefits out of this collection of jokes. Tell me a joke sister will take you to a laughing world where you cannot prevent yourself from screaming out because of the sense of humour in every joke.
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, ‘Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.’
Can you tell me a joke sister?
The secret to a long marriage is that we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 20 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. And in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me,”What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust.”
A man and woman are sitting on their porch drinking a beer. The man says, “I love you.” The woman says, “Is that you talking or the beer talking?” The man says, “That’s me talking to the beer!”
A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked, “Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Her friend replied, “Because I married the wrong man!”
Girlfriend: “Can you please say the words? It makes it better.”
Boyfriend: “I’m leaving you.”
Tell me a joke sister of your kind
A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.” “Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied, “All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother.” “I did that already,” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day?
Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.” The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two. Then the man asked for a house and again his wife got double. The jealous husband said, “For my last wish, beat me half to death.”
Q: What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it’s curable.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Tell me a joke sister
There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, “This is the first time that I know where my husband is going.”
I get no respect with my wife. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was made in China.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. And in Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. And in China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast food.
Q: Which state has the most questions?
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