Kids Joke of the Day | Short & Cute Jokes
Kids Joke of the Day: The joke is nothing but the thrilling matter and something that not to be taken seriously. Kids hear jokes from elder ones in a home such as a grandmother, grandfather, mother, father and others. They also share with their friends and laugh out loud. Here is some Kids Joke of the Day which makes the kids more pleasant and enjoys it to the core.
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I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter said, “You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.”
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you !
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? — Jungle Bells.
A snake kid asks his mom, “Mom, are we poisonous?” His mother says, “Why do you want to know?” The snake kid says, “because I just bit my tongue.”
Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repsitioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn’t measure the poles while they were laying on the ground? The Aggies replied, “we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long”.
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
A: He couldn’t fit in the elevator
Q: Why were the ink spots crying?
A: Because their mother was in the pen and they didn’t know how long the sentence would be.
what’s the difference between a teacher and a book?
You can shut a book up.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go on ahead.
What’s did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You go ahead and I’ll ketchup.
Were the 3 that my ds loved at 4.
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!
Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!
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Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t let me in!
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Oh Grandma! A dying grandma tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.” The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, “Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, Grandma whispered, “Facebook…”
Q: What animal can jump higher than a house?
A: Any animal — a house can’t jump.
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, but the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?”
“I’m lost,” says the man, “and I need the cat to give me directions home.”
Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way, unique up on it!
Q: What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
Q: Why are pianos hard to open?
A: The keys are inside.
I had to take my two grandchildren, Saige, 5 and Mason, 6, with me to the grocery store. Typically, they are not very well behaved shopping. So, I had a plan! The grocery store had shopping carts that looked like little race cars for children, including two steering wheels. I put them in the cart and said “Okay, let’s pretend you’re driving this car. I want you to keep both your hands on your wheel at all times, and don’t take your eyes off the road.” Everything was going very well as we progressed through the aisles. At one point, however, I stopped for a minute to read a label on a product. I glanced back at the cart and Saige was poking Mason’s arm with her fingers. I said “Saige, Nana told you to keep your hands on the wheel at all times!” She replied, “Yes, but now we’re stopped at a red light, and I have to text!”
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
She was so in love with this one she told it to all the characters at Disney world 🙂
This year even the toys are stressed out! — Yeah, they came already wound up..
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?… “SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing!
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