Love Jokes in English
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Love Jokes in English for Couple
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you. Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit..
A girl chatting with a boy:
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too
Girl: Too late
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
Pappu’s Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ?
Clever Boyfriend, “First tell Spelling of MacDonald”
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, “Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe”.
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that’s a big word for a nine year old.
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Womens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste and colour…
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
Husband: I will make you the happiest woman on earth. Wife: I’ll really miss you.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
A Kiss is a : Noun: It is common & proper. Pronoun: ?She ? stands for it. Verb: It is active & passive: Adverb: Makes an explanation. Conjunction: It brings together & connects. Interjetion: It shows a sudden strong feeling. Preposition: It has an object.
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum:———-
Latest Love Jokes in English
I suppose it speaks volumes about the state of my marriage when I admit to nodding knowingly at a remark made by a colleague. She was telling me about the death of another co-worker’s spouse, when she commented, “How sad. They’d been married only five years, so I imagine she still loved him.”
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Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park. Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage. Santa: Do not worry darling, I am already married.
A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww… Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.
“If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?”
“A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”
Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass-
Girlfriend to Boyfriend – where were you on Saturday night?
BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,
so had to stay back in Call-Centre.
GF – Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 calories
and your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am?
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Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.” Ralph asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?” “That’s obvious,” the saleslady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”
“F#CK It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.”
Love Happens Automatically.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀
Neither will we marry ,
nor will we let our children marry.
A boy said to a girl:-“Come in my heart and stay here forever”.Girl replied:-“Should i remove my sleepers???”boy,”No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!”
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