Funny One Liner Jokes
Funny One Liner is a joke which is delivered in a single line to make others laugh. It is also said to be concise and meaningful. Many characters also deliver one-liner jokes in the visuals who usually includes short and amusing remarks. So, here is the Funny One Liner Jokes to deliver it to the people in a different way and make them happy.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
My parents are from Glasgow which means they’re incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child. Well, maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”, well nobody’s laughing now.
I failed my driver’s test today. The instructor asked me “What do you do at a red light?” I said “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
“I’ve been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.”
Every one of us has a friend, who says he’ll be in 5 minutes, but comes in two hours.
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
Of course he’s a dad, otherwise how would he have children to trade?
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Funny One Liner Jokes
I assume writing such headlines are the moments that you live for as a newspaper editor.
Moses has been guiding his people through the desert for 40 years. Looks like even at those times men were unwilling to ask for directions.
I’m not convinced about the popularity of Advent calender’s, I think their days are numbered.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people’s eyes..!
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
The hardest part about my grandmother’s death was – making it seem like an accident.
Why don’t cows understand what you say? Because it goes in one ear and out the udder
A Mexican magician says that he’ll disappear on the count of three.
“Worth remembering on Labor Day Americans get fewer vacation days than anyone else in the world -cuz its better 2b miserable than socialists!”
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
‘It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.’
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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