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Funniest Jokes | Jokes of the day | Funny Jokes

Funniest Jokes is appropriate to the joke to which we laugh at. Funniest joke is given to making amusing jokes or gibe. It may also be arousing or provoking the laughter. At least once in a while, something is good for the physical and mental well-being of humans is one of the best solutions is laughing. Such a treatment should be achieved by these types of jokes. These Funniest Jokes which will make you forget your worries.

Funniest Jokes

Funniest Jokes

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Funniest Jokes

Funniest Jokes

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Station Master and a Lady Passenger:-

A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.

Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!

The passenger fainted!

Steven Wright
“I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.'”

“If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?”

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for ‘Best Special Effects.’

Funniest Jokes

Funniest Jokes

Funniest Jokes

A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her,

“How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher said “I don’t know, how?”
Jacob then said “You open the door and put it in there!”

Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a girraffe in the fridge?”
The teacher then replied “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”

Jacob said “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”

Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal,
which one was it?” The teacher a bit confused and said “The lion?”

Then the student said “No,the girraffe because he’s still in the fridge.

Then he asked her just one more question….”If there is a river full of alligators
and you wanted to get across it,how would you” The teacher then says “You would walk over the bridge.

” Then Jacob says “No, you would swim across because all the alligators are at the lions birthday party!

” She laughs and walks away.

“Men who blow themselves up are promised 72 virgins in paradise. That’s a high price to pay for a shag. In real life you’d be hard pushed to find one virgin. It begs the question: what on earth do they all look like? That’s a lot of hairy women.”

If the koreans cannot do it, they will tell you that they won do it.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.

Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

“I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame ’cause halfway through he disappears up his own arsehole.”

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”
The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!”

He said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. ‘ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.

Donald Trump still hasn’t released his tax returns, 12 women have accused him of sexual assault, and he’s going on trial for fraud for Trump University in November, but now the only thing the media’s talking about is emails.

It’s like if during the O.J. trial everyone was focused on whether or not the Ford Bronco had up-to-date registration.

Q: What are a woman’s four favorite animals?

A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all.

 A beautiful woman loves to garden, but can’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, “What do you do to get your tomatoes red?” He replies, “Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.” The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, “How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?” “No,” she replies, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”

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Joke of Today – Funny Hilarious Jokes

Joke of Today: The joke is defined as the thing which someone causes to the amusement and laughs out loud and a story with a funny punchline which makes everyone to laugh at it. It’s also nothing but something that said or done to make others laugh at it. So, here is the Joke of Today which makes everyone to forget their worries and laugh at it.

Joke of Today

Joke of Today

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Jokes to Forget worries

Joke of Today

Joke of Today

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”
She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.”
“My goodness,” he says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”

A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labour.
As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father.
They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine.
The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father.
The wife says, “Oh, that’s actually better.”
The husband says he can’t feel anything.
Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn’t hurt nearly as much.
The husband says he sill can’t feel anything.
The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%.
The husband still can’t feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her.
The baby is born.
The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual…A person who speaks three languages is trilingual…A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.

O’Connell was staggering home with a small bottle in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”

In a bakery:
Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.”
Shop assistant: “Cupcake?”
Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.

I recently went out with my girlfriend. I decided she was going to be the designated driver but I did not bother to tell her about my decision. I just went ahead and got crazy sloppy — ’cause actions speak louder than gibberish.

A man goes to the doctor and says: ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: ‘Is it serious, doctor?’ and the doctor replies: ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

After a weekend vacation, the seargent got to the military base only to find out that none of his soldiers made it on time. It took 3 hours before they started showing up. By then he was about to explode with rage.

He decided to summon each of them to his office and get an explanation.

Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

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Joke of Today

Joke of Today

Joke of Today

Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, “Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot?” “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse, and I want to make this shot a good one,” said Bob. “Good Lord,” said David, “you haven’t got a chance of hitting her from here.”

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him”. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What?, Because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s really heavy! “

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?” “What’s he look like?”, asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. “Well”, replies the Sheriff. “He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”. “So what’s he wanted for?”, asks the same cowboy. “Rustlin’.”.

“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie a moanin’ and a groanin’ too, so he vent over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.

For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack sh*t?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says ‘You dont know Jack sh*t’. Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack sh*t is the only son of Awe sh*t, who married O’ sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep in sh*t Inc. In turn Jack sh*t married No sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy sh*t, Giva sh*t, Fulla sh*t, Bull sh*t, and the twins Deep sh*t and Dip sh*t. Deep sh*t married Dumb sh*t, a High School drop out. After 15 years, Jack and No sh*t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No sh*t Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip sh*t married sh*t Happens. Bull sh*t travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa sh*t. So tell me now you don’t know Jack sh*t!!!

A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about all their ailments…
“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee” said one.
“Yes, I know” said another. “And my cataracts are so bad that I can’t even see my coffee”.
“I can’t even write a shopping list, my hands are so crippled” volunteered a third.
“What? Speak up! What? I can’t hear you!” said one elderly lady.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills and statins make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.
“I forget where I am and where I’m going,” said another.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your blessings” said one cheerfully…. “Thank God we can all still drive.”

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said:

“Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”

A brunette, redhead and blonde were travelling along a previously unexplored country road when they came across a restaurant stuck out in the middle of nowhere. They stopped for a meal, and after lunch they decided to visit the ladies room. There they found a strange looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, “Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!”. The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, “I think I’m the most beautiful of us three” and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said “I think I’m the most talented of us three” and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, “I think…” and was promptly sucked into the mirror..

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”

“I know” said the man, “but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.”

Bloke in the Olympic village sees this guy with a long steel pole in his hands and asks him “Are you a Pole Vaulter”
Yer man answers, “No I’m a German, and how did you know my name is Vaulter”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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Joke of the Day in Hindi

Laughter is a universally perceived remark of pleasure, and telling a joke can become efficient for those who truly have the humorous touch. Joke of the day is the perfect day to who let out all of the producing or inducing jokes which you have collected for more than the years and sharing it with friends, families, and others. Here is the Joke of the Day in Hindi which makes you more laugh.

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Jokes in Hindi

पप्पू एक बार पार्टी में गया ,,
वहाँ उसने दबा दबा के 10 बटर नान खा लिए ,,
थोड़ी देर बाद पेट में दर्द हुआ ,,
भाग कर टॉयलेट में गया ,,
पेट पकड़ कर बोला –

बहुत दर्द हो रहा है ,,

हे भगवान या तो जान निकाल दे या नान निकल दे

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Joke of the Day in Hindi

लड़की: एक बात सुनो तुम मेरे लिए क्या कर सकते हो?
लड़का: जो तुम कहो डार्लिंग।
लड़की: क्या चाँद ला सकते हो?
लड़का गया और कुछ चीज छिपा कर लाया और लड़की से कहा आँखे बंद करो।
और वो चीज़ लड़की के हाथो में दी। फिर लड़की से आँखे खोलने को कहा।
लड़की की आँखों में आंसू थे।

मम्मी मैं आज रात को सू-सू करने गया तो पता है
क्या हुआ?
मम्मी:-नही तो! क्या हुआ?
बच्चा:- मैने जैसे ही बाथरूम
का दरवाज़ा खोला ना!
तो लाइट अपने आप चालू हो गई!
और ठंडी-ठंडी हवा आने लगी!
उसकी बात सुनकर मम्मी गुस्से
मे बोली! :-
तू आज फिर “फ्रिज़” मे मूत आया!
“हराम जादा।😃😃😃😃😃😄😃

लाओ बेटा !!!
वैलेंटाइन डे का आटा ले आओ

आज Admin हमारे गॉव आया थोडा मुस्करया थोडा शरमाया थोडा हडबडाया फिर जोर से चिल्लाया कुलपि लेलो कुलपि..!!😀😀😀😜

हम हिंदुस्तानी भी महान है
साला जब हिंदुस्तान में होंगे तो
चाइनीज़ इटालियन या मेक्सिकन जैसे विदेशी खाना खाएंगे
और जब विदेश जायेगे तो *इंडियन रेस्टॉरेंट* ढूंढेगे😂😂😂

पिंकी रोते हुए घर आयी
माँ – क्या हुआ रो क्यों रही है
पिंकी – पप्पू ने मुझे किस किया
माँ गुस्से में – क्यों उसकी इतनी हिम्मत
पिंकी – हाँ , मैंने तो बस उससे ये पूछा था कि तेरे मम्मी पापा क्या करते हैं

ये सावधान इंडिया और क्राइम पेट्रोल वाले…
औरतो को इतना कमीना दिखाते है की रात को बीवी के पास सोते हुए भी डर सा रहता है
क्या पता कब निपटा दे.. ..😂😂😂😂

संता अपने 2 बेटों के साथ ट्रेन(train) में जा रहा था,

टीटी के आते ही दोनों बेटों को सीट के नीचे घुसाकर

चादर डाल दी कुर्सी पे बैठ गया ,

टीटी – टिकट(Ticket) दिखाओ,

संता- ये लो ,
टीटी – ये तो आधा टिकट है,

संता – आधा मतलब ,

टीटी – आधा मतलब एक बटा दो ,
एक ऊपर दो नीचे ,
संता चादर हटा के बोला –

तो देख साले एक ऊपर ये रहे दो नीचे 🙂 😉

कोई इसे कहे जादू की जप्पी..
कोई इसे कहे प्यार…
मौका है खूबसूरत..
आ गले लग जा मेरे यार…
हैप्पी हग डे

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आज शराब नहीं पी तो लिवर और किडनी अंदर से चिल्ला पड़े ..
मालिक जिन्दा हो या निकल लिए ..

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Joke of the Day in Hindi

फिर पान बहार के ऐड में जेम्स बांड 007 को देखा तो समझ गया …..

पत्नी – आप बहुत भोले हो

आपको कोई भी बेवकूफ बना देता है,

पति – हां…शुरूआत तो तेरे बाप ने ही कर दी थी.

ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़ :
डॉक्टर साहब, हॉस्पिटल में कब तक रुकना पड़ेगा ?
डॉक्टर : ऑपरेशन ठीक हुआ तो एक सप्ताह…
नहीं तो आधा घण्टा !!

ना किसी ने Rose दिया ना किसी ने Propose‬ किया ‎Chocolate‬? तो दुर की बात किसी ने Eclairs? तक नहीं दिया : अब तो लगता हॆ की छोड़ छाड़ के सब कुछ PK के Planet? चला जाऊँ…

Joke of the Day

4 लडको को एक बाइक पर सवारी
करते ट्रैफिक पुलिस
ने रोका …
पुलिस:- ट्रिपल सवारी जुर्म है
और तुम चार बैठे हो????,
ये सुनते ही चारो पीछे देखने लगे और
एक साथ बोले:-…..
”सालो, पाॅचवां कहाॅ गिर गया???
जिसने पार्टी देनी थी। 😂 😂 😁

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Joke of the Day in Hindi

Reliance Digital की बंद दुकान के बाहर भीड़ लगी थी। एक आदमी बार-बार आगे जाने की कोशिश करता और लोग उसे पकड़ कर पीछे खींच लेते। 5-6 बार पीछे खींचे जाने के बाद वह चिल्लाया: ‘लगे रहो लाइन में सालों, मैं आज दुकान ही नहीं खोलूंगा!’….

पत्नी: खिड़की के परदे लगवा दो, नया पड़ोसी बार-बार घर में झांकता रहता है। मुझे देखने की कोशिश करता है।

कंजूस पति:एक बार ठीक से देख लेने दो, वह खुद ही परदे लगवा लेगा।

एक नौकर ने घबराए हुए लहजे में अपनी मालकिन से कहा – मालकिन गजब हो गया | अभी-अभी एक आदमी ने मालिक को एक कागज और पैकेट लाकर दिया ,उसे

देखते ही मालिक बेहोस हो गए और अभी तक होश में नहीं आए |

मालकिन ने खुश होते हुए कहा- अच्छा , मालूम होता है , जौहरी हार बनाकर दे गया है , जिसका ऑर्डर मैंने पिछले हफ्ते दिया था |

गर्मी की वजह से हालात ऐसे हो गये हैं कि

आजकल तजुरबा लिखा हुआ भी तरबूजा पढ़ने में आता है

फिर से पढने का शुक्रिया

भिखारी- कुछ पैसे दे दो , मां जी ! बुढिया -लो यह एक रुपया ले लो | भिखारी -एक रुपया लेकर जाने लगा | बुढिया – सुनों भीख तो तुम्हें मिल गई अब थोडा आशीर्वाद तो दे दो | भिखारी -कार में तो बैठी हो , अब क्या आसमान में बैठना चाहती हो?झ

मुकेश अम्बानी : अगर मै सुबह से

अपनी कार में निकलू तो शाम तक

अपनी आधी प्रॉपर्टी भी नहीं देख


संता : हमारे पास भी ऐसी खटारा

कार थी। …. बेच दी.

बीवी: सुनो जी, जब हमारी नई-नई शादी हुई थी तो जब मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो तुम खुद कम खाते थे, मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे।

पति: तो?

बीवी: तो अब ऐसा क्यों नहीं करते हो?

पति: क्योंकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गई हो।

बीवी बेहोश

पश्चात्यकरण की हद तो तब हो गई
जब सुबह सवेरे घर के बाहर से
भिखारी की आवाज आई….

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रिलायंस जियो 4जी की एक सिम की जुगाड़ के लिए मुकेश अंबानी से मिले तेदुलकर ओर अमिताभ

हंसी तो फंसी 😍😍😍😉😉😉😝😝😩😩😩
मेरे रश्क ए कमर
तूने पहली नजर
जो नजर से मिलाई तो
दरोगा आ गया
ये चादं सा रोशन चेहरा
और रोड पे पुलिस का पहरा
कैसे देखू तेरी आखे

इतना गुस्सा तो गर्लफ्रेंड के धोखा देने के बाद
नहीं आता, जितना गुस्सा…





40 रुपये का तरबूज अंदर से सफेद निकलने के
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बहुत जुदा है औरों से मेरे दर्द की कहानी

जख्म का कोई निशां नहीं और दर्द की कोई इंतहा नहीं।

लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से लड़ रही थी,
लड़की – मुझे ब्रेकअप चाहिए,
लड़का – नहीं मेरी जान,
लड़की – मैंने जो गिफ्ट दिए वो वापस करो,
घडी, जींस, शूज, बेल्ट सब दो वापस मेरा,
लड़का- ठीक है तुझे जो इतने दिन बाइक पे बैठा
के घुमाया उसका पेट्रोल वापस कर

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