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Really Funny Joke

Really Funny Joke

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There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.”

A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?

He had it on airplane mode.

“Mom, where do tampons go?”
“Where the babies come from, darling.”
“In the stork?”

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”

Some people think it’s romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date.

I’m more worried about why they’re bringing a knife on their date.

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…Luckily only one crow showed up!

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to “honour thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?

“Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

My doctor said he’s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?

Is it your hope to impress upon people that you’ve been around the globe a few times, even though a walk into the living room is too far? Trot out these worldly gags: If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine. You’d have to be nuts to jump into the Seine, which is the river that runs through Paris.

A boy got a miss call. He went to school and asked his teacher: “Miss why did you send me a call?”

Teacher: “I didn’t.”

Boy: “Well my phone says I got a miss call.”

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

What is an insects favorite subject at school? – MOTHematics.

Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything! A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!!

This presumes that the two calendar burglars worked out an even 50/50 split of the spoils. Most likely, one of them would have worked to betray his accomplice, so he could get the full 12 months.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Now the question is who in their right mind would touch a bee to check for sticky hair?

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs!

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

My mom said I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.

I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.

What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. Close the door I am dressing!

DATE: When I’m with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French
ME [leans across] Oh really?
DATE: Yes

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car?
– You throw in a nickel.
How do you get them out of there?
– Tell them that Hitler is driving the car.

The philosopher was laying in bed one night, looking up at the moon, and he thought to himself, “Where the heck is my ceiling?”

A young man named Sabu was walking to his village when he came across the local faith healer. As was his custom, the faith healer asked Sabu how his family was doing.

“Everyone is well, “said Sabu,” except my grandfather who is quite ill.”

The faith healer replied, “Sabu, your grandfather is not sick. Tell your grandfather that I said he only believes he is sick!”

A few days pass and Sabu once again meets the village faith healer on his way into the village.

“Sabu,” says the faith healer. “How is your grandfather now?”

“Well,” said Sabu, “You know grandfather. Now he believes he is dead.”

When I die, I want my grave to have free WiFi so people will come visit more often. …

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, “Home for Lunch”.

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women’s confusion. “Can I help you with this painting?” he asked.

“Well, yes” said the one woman. “We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?”

“Oh,” said the artist. “I’m afraid you’ve misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they’re coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went “Home for Lunch.”

A duck walked into a drugstore and asked for a tube of ChapStick.
The cashier said, “That’ll be $1.49”
and the duck said “Put it on my bill

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