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Tell me a joke nanny

Get the jokes in Tell me a joke nanny and I am sure you cannot control yourself from burst out laughing. Here is the latest collection of funny and hilarious jokes that will make you laugh in any situation, no matter how worst it is. Laughter can heal all your pain rather than any expensive medicine. There is a saying that short and precise funny jokes are always better than long, boring, empty jokes. So here are the hilarious one-liners for you to laugh out loudly.

I’ve done a lot of death cartoons – tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries… I’m not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes.

-Roz Chast

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Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Never ask for the ‘High Five’ from a short person, you can ask for a ‘Low Five’!

Question: What does Dumbo do after taking a photocopy?
Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!

It was the end of the school year and Joey’s mother asked: “And were the exam questions difficult?”
“They weren’t bad at all,” her son replied. “It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”

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boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
boy: “Mommy?”
mom: “What?”
boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”

Fastest mode of communication – Tell a girl a rumor and take a promise to keep it a secret.

Man: Why are you beating your son-in-law so badly? He replies: I sent him a message that you have become father but he forwarded this message to his friends!

Boy texts his Girl “Honey, I can’t live without you! When will you come to me? “Here is the KILLING Reply -“Who is dying! I lost my saved numbers, kindly tell me your name?”

Photographer: My secret of success is? ‘Think negative’!

It is better to be late than to arrive ugly!

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you…
Man: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!

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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

 The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.

 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Q: How does NASA organize their company parties?
A: They planet.
Nurse: “Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
A man called a hotel. “How much is a room?” The clerk said, “It depends on the size of the room and the number of people.” “Do you take children?” asked the man. “No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards!”
Husband: “Honey, am I the only man you’ve ever loved?”
Wife: “Of course you are! Why do all men ask me the same question?”

Women are like a Tea Bags, u never know how strong it is until it’s in hot water.

 Relationships are a much like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 Girlfriend: “Will you love me after marriage also?”
Her Boyfriend: “This depends on your husband, if he allows me.”

Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? A: I lava you.

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